Im a Big Kid at Heart

OK....I just found out this is an old video, but I just saw it last week on Boomerang. I am a huge Jabberjaw fan. I always have been even before working at Carowinds back in the day.

It would be so awesome if Warner Brothers would do a new Jabberjaw with the animation they used in the video below. For you know it alls, in 20o1 Hanna-Barbera was completely absorbed in Warner Brothers. LOOK IT UP!

Me and my friends get no respect. What does Scooby-Doo that we neglect?

We be puttin' all our foes in check, But me and my friends get no respect.

So what? Who cares? We're doin' it how we like. I'm singin' into my mic, a special underwater mic.

Who's gonna save the world?Who's gonna save the days? From Ahab, crabs who steal and eerie eels with evil rays?

Who's gonna talk like Curly, since Curly isn't here? Who's gonna chase down villains and then turn around and run in fear?

You know who I'm talkin' about, he's fat and short on brains and no I do not mean Captain Caveman, I mean Jabberjaw.

He tries to further justice without making waves, And to impress the ladies, but his subtle ways,

Get lost between the sediment and water mains,"And I will never date you 'cause you smell like bait!"

So what? Who cares? When a supervillain plots to send an army of lobsterbots to tie you up in sailors' knots?

Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the days? From Ahab, crabs who steal, and eerie eels with evil rays?

Who's gonna talk like Curly, since Curly isn't here? Who's gonna chase down villains and then turn around and run in fear?

Who's gonna stand for justice, when bad guys break the law?

You know who I'm talkin' about, we're Clamhead, Shelley and Bubbles and Biff, but if you're catchin' a whiff of fish,

it's Jabberjaw!

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I believe my training, experience, and proven ability as a Network Administrator/ Desktop Support will allow me to significantly contribute to anyone's I.T. division.

I have acquired valuable experience in all facets of troubleshooting, installations, and maintenance for various desktop operations, hardware, and software. I possess a unique talent for delivering highly complex technical information into terms and concepts that the end users can readily grasp. Furthermore, I am multi-task oriented, enjoy a challenge, and continually stay abreast of the latest advancements in the IT field.

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Thank You

William Beard

Most of Tampa's Employers and Recruiters Are Insane.

I am someone who is college educated and have over five years in real world experience in network administration and desktop support. I cant believe some of these employers here in Tampa that make an A+ certification a requirement for employment. A+ is the equivalent to six months months experience for basic computer repair.
COME ON!!!!! You people would rather hire someone with no education and no experience. You want someone who can PAY MONEY to take a multiple choice test over someone who has busted their ass to go to school and work in the REAL WORLD and has gotten REAL WORLD experience.

Besides Tampa, some of my mentors have credentials that none of you have and probably never will. Some have taught Computer Science at major universities and over 30 years experience in NASA. Those people feel what I do; certifications proof nothing expect you are good at tests.

Personally, I do not have the money to go pay and take a test. I am struggling to make it because I have been unemployed for almost a year now. It is not because Im not trying its because 90% employers in Tampa ask for the certification. CALL MY REFERENCES. HIRE ME. GIVE ME A CHANCE. You will see that I am damn good at what I do, and I am 110% dedicated to my work. After that if you want me to take a test, I will.